Tablet Pedestal For The Toilet

It's time for you to face the truth that the new toilet pastime is no longer books or magazines anymore, at least the paper ones, it's now phone and/or tablet time. I don't have to tell you that your tablet, worth hundreds of dollars, is different from your copy of Miniature Donkey Talk magazine. So don't treat them the same.

Give your valuable device the security it deserves with it's own pedestal. You never know when a case of 'back splash' is going to happen, and if that water is cold enough or you are not prepared you may drop it causing damage. While you may not tell a soul what really happened you'll know it was that ill-advised stop at the new Mexican place on the way home.

The CTA Digital Pedestal Stand For iPad (2/3/4 gen) can stand up to 32 inches tall with it's 10 inch flexible metal goose neck which rests on a 7.5 inch diameter base, and it all weighs in at 7.25 pounds. Of course the feature that makes it scream bathroom use is the toilet paper roll holder (which will come in handy unless you use an empty faygo bottle turned into a bidet).

You can grab one of these for $38.26 (at the time of writing) at Advance Electronic.

Toilet Tablet Tool [Coolest Gadgets]

Super Mario Mushroom Slippers

It's your day off or you've just gotten home and you are in need of some game time. Why not slip into your lounge wear which by all means should include an old friend. The mushroom power up! Let him power up your feet.

Clean Your Butt With A Bottle Bidet

Do you think that wiping with toilet paper is for cavemen and that a bidet much more civilised. Well, if you live in the U.S. have a good time trying to find a bathroom with a bidet in it, and public restrooms? Forget about it.

So what can you do?

Fhloston Paradise Souvenir Shirt

Are you an ex-armed forces turned space cabbie that needs to take a break from it all with your 'friend' that's super hot, but has the brain of a child -- that could kick your ass. Oh yeah, and you're also ordered to defeat a black ball of pure evil for the President who is Zeus from the Hulk Hogan film 'No Holds Barred'. Sure, we all are!

I think I lost the plot somewhere, but I do know this. Go to Fhloston Paradise and buy a shirt to remember your trip. Even if you didn't go on one.

Teenage Mutant Ninja -- Koopas?!

You can call a Koopa Troopa whatever you want, but you know deep down inside you that it's just a turtle. Well, not just a turtle because the last I checked turtles don't kill you with one hit. You get what I'm trying to say -- right?

What I'm trying to say is get some toxic ooze to expose the Koopa Troopas to and wait until they are teen aged and mutant. Then phase 3 is profit -- or shirt and then profit.

Dr. Marpheus Gives You A Choice In Shirt Form

You take the blue pill and you wake up in your bed feeling like total shit and just lay there watching the Price Is Right like a sick little kid, or you can take the red pill get better and jump out of bed like a over caffeinated ninja ready to do work like a boss. The choice is yours.

So do you trust Dr. Marpheus? If you do you may want to wear this Matrix inspired shirt to show him you do.

Graffiti Cocktail Shaker, Why Go Out And Paint When You Can Stay In And Drink

If you are the type to come home and fix yourself a 'night-time beverage' or are always playing party host why have a cocktail shaker that looks like you stole it from your parents basement bar. Get something that looks 'fun'.

The Graffiti Cocktail Shaker looks like a giant can of spray paint with a spray nozzle cover for when you shake and a large red cover for when it's not in use. It even has a label that looks like a spay paint can, but it lists drink recipes.

You can get one from Amazon for just $15.18.

Graffiti Cocktail Shaker [Geek Alerts]

360 Degree Fan

Soon the time of messing with fans will be upon us. You know when you have to take like five college courses to figure out where to place a fan so it'll blow on you, but not too much. Or figure out how to bank the air off another wall to you. Maybe fans are just designed shitty.

Here's something new a 360 degree desktop fan. instead of just blowing in one direction it blows in all of them. It might not work like a normal fan, but I'm sure it'll work fine.

Although there is something about this fan that might not work for you. You see how it's retro styled and fancy looking? Well, that has made the price quite substantial.

You can get the Fanimation Fargo Desktop Fan from Amazon for $288.08.

Welp, time to study my fan physics.

Fargo 360 Degree Desktop Fan [Green Head via OhGizmo!]

One Trip Grip Grocery Bag Holder

If you've ever had to carry heavy plastic grocery bags for a distance then you know they can be murder on your hands, but besides having a cart at the ready to take your stuff home there is nothing you can do. OR IS THERE!?

This little piece of 'oh god why didn't I think of that!' genius gadgetry is the 'One Trip Grip Grocery Bag Holder'. Instead of your hand taking the brunt of the plastic garrote known as a heavy grocery bag this handy plastic loop will take the punishment and you carry the loop with ease. Plus without the torture you can carry a lot more in less trips.

The grips carry up to 50 lb. and are available from Infmetry for only $5!

One Trip Grip Grocery Bag Holder Will Save Your Fingers [OhGizmo!]

Retro Styled Clock Radio And Phone

All these super future styled gadgets are great and all, but sometimes it's nice to go into the style archive and kick it old school one in awhile. No, I'm not talking 90s or even 80s -- I'm talking 50s. Look! This will do nicely.

This US Basic AM/FM clock radio and phone features an analogue clock and a phone with a faux rotary touch tone dialling all wrapped up in (what I'm assuming is) a faux Bakelite finish. A great package for a bedside table or desk.

You can get this unit from Amazon for $49.99.

US Basic AM/FM Retro Clock Radio Phone [Geek Alerts]

Look 1337 At The Office With A Space Invader Tie

Ties are some peoples only way to express themselves at the office seeing as there's not a lot you can do to set yourself apart wearing a shirt and tie. So why not let your inner gamer be known with this awesome Space Invader tie.

Just be sure to trade gamertags, PSN account names, Wii friend codes, and Steam names and begin a giant office gaming cult okay?

The tie comes in either silk or polyester fabric and comes in green, blue, or white colors from Since1337 for 29.90 EUR (about 39.58 USD).

Pac-Man & Space Invaders Neckties For Geeky Professionals [Bit Rebels]

Ice Core Beer Pitcher Keepin' Things Cool

When it comes to drinks ice can be your best friend and your worst enemy. On one hand it keeps your drink ice cold and on the other hand it waters down your drink as it keep it cold. It's a double edged sword that get worse when it comes to a pitcher of drink -- until now!

That is the Ice Core Beer Pitcher. In the middle of the pitcher is a metal cylinder that opens from the bottom to put the ice in and chill the beer (or whatever you put in it) without watering it down. It's pretty clever.

The pitcher holds 60 oz. and is available from Keg Works for a mere $15.95.

Ice Core Beer Pitcher [Cool Material]

Pirate Sword Letter Opener

If you really liked the Pirate Skull Door Knocker from yesterday and think you might want to just make people think you're a pirate from now on here is a little letter opener that would also make a great decoration.

This 9 and half inch long letter opener comes with the handy stand shown. This would make for a handy conversation starter with questions from your guests like "When did you decide to become a pirate?" or 'Your gums are bleeding, do you have scurvy?".

You can get your land lubbin' letter opener at Heavenly Swords for $17.99.

Pirate Sword Letter Opener with Stand [Geek Alerts]

Sonic The Hedgehog Pint Glasses

Even though I was a Nintendo kid when the bit wars where happening there was always something I liked about Sonic. It wasn't that I liked his games, if anything I dislike the games and favor the Sonic cartoons. I liked his attitude in the cartoons it really made an impact on me. So when I see stuff like this I dig it.

Here we have four blue 16 oz. pint glasses with each having a different Sonic expression it. Beyond that there isn't much to say about them beside that they're neat, and sometimes that's all that matters.

You can grab your own set from Neato Shop for $31.95.

Pirate Skull Door Knocker Give The Perfect First Impression

Your front door is the first thing people see when people come to your house and you don't get to make a first impression a second time, so why not do it right. There are all sorts of ways to draw attention to the door and tricks to coerce people into thinking certain things, but what could send a clearer message than a big freaking skull.

Just attach this 9 and a half inch by 4 and one fourth inch by 1 and three fourths inch solid resin skull to your front door with two bolts (not included) and you'll be ready to make a lasting impression on your guests.

You can get your own Pirate Skull Door Knocker from the Neato Shop for $24.95.

Get Some Quirky Crates To Organize Your Stuff

Not too long ago I looked at the space I inhabit and realised that everything was a mess and I needed to reorganise. I ended up going thermonuclear and just got industrial shelving, but had I known that these were coming I may have paused and rethought things.



These are currently known as crates, but as we speak Quirky is crowd sourcing a name and other and other aspects of the product. Alongside being able to stack the 'crates' there will be accessories like hooks, metal casters, drawers, and more to make the most of the space.

Right now there is a countdown on the Quirky website until the 'crate' comes to a store near me. Can't wait to see the price which will frankly be the make or break aspect of this product.

Building Block Storage Bins Finally Put Your Lego Skills To Good Use [Gizmodo]

The One Keyboard, For Use With Your Desktop AND Phone

Do you find that when your working on your desktop that you often haves to top to answer a text from one of your friends so you are ever switching between keyboard and phone? How would you like to just hit a button on your keyboard and bang out the text that way? The One is what you are looking for then.

The One has a place to set your iPhone or Android and a button to initiate wireless communication with the phone for easy typing. It also works with Android 3.0 tablets and the iPad. The One has a 5 foot cord for USB connection to your desktop and 2 USB ports on the keyboard itself.

The One is clearly the keyboard of choice for master multi-taskers.

The One is available with Mac or PC layouts for $99.99 from Think Geek.

The Padcaster Makes Your iPad Into A New Beast

People want to make the most out of their expensive gadgets so they are using them for more and more and are willing to spend money on accessories to help them get more out of their gadgets. For the film and photo buffs who want to use their iPad there is the Padcaster.

The Padcaster is a case that will allow the user to use the iPad with a tripod or a number of other accessories that can use the threaded holes on its edges, but the real winning accessory is the Lenscaster mount. The mount lets the user use quality lenses with the Padcaster.



The Padcaster is $200 and the Lenscaster mount is $79. See more at the Padcaster website.

Padcaster iPad case: add DSLR glass to your tablet's camera (hands-on) [The Verge via OhGizmo!]

Keep Calm And Fight Zombies Shirt

It's no secret that there are some people who can't wait to live out their silver screen fantasy of hacking, slashing, and shooting their way through the slow shambling creeping death that is the living dead. Chances are that you or someone you know are one of these people, and in that case check out this shirt.

This parody of the World War 2 era poster turns the 'carry on' portion of the poster on its head and just maybe fixes it in the case of the new menace that is the living dead. I mean its not like you can walk around them forever. Gotta thin the herd.

This shirt is available from Split Reason for $19.95 (+ 2.00 for XXL).

These Chain Chomp Earrings Are Fabulous

Etsy is awesome because it's where gaming, fashion, crafting, and creativity go and mingle. The products that clearly contain all of those qualities are easily my favorites. So what has caught my attention today?

Take the chain chomp from Super Mario and cross it with earrings and you have a product that is clever and will sell itself to others. These are not clip on (but that wouldn't be a bad next step).

These earrings are available from the Etsy shop Could Bee Yours run by Gisel Trujillo for $25.90.

Black Ear Biting Chomps with Chain Super Mario Earrings [Geeks Are Sexy via OhGizmo!]