Pirate Sword Letter Opener

If you really liked the Pirate Skull Door Knocker from yesterday and think you might want to just make people think you're a pirate from now on here is a little letter opener that would also make a great decoration.

This 9 and half inch long letter opener comes with the handy stand shown. This would make for a handy conversation starter with questions from your guests like "When did you decide to become a pirate?" or 'Your gums are bleeding, do you have scurvy?".

You can get your land lubbin' letter opener at Heavenly Swords for $17.99.

Pirate Sword Letter Opener with Stand [Geek Alerts]