Borderlands 2 Torgue Shirt

If you or some you know is madly in love (bro love) with the in game weapons maker Torgue get ready to set you eyes on the best shirt ever. That's right you can go out into the world showing what kind of vault hunter you are with this Torgue logo shirt.

This gray shirt simply has weathered Torgue logo on the chest and says a ton about the wearer. The shirt is available from Think Geek from $19.99 to $20.99 depending on the size from S to XXL.

Oh yeah, if you don't know who Torgue is then prepare to get learned!

Donkey Kong Meets Jabba The Hut

A giant creature captures a woman with a man trying to save her. If you look at it that way there's a lot of stuff that could fit that description. Red Bubble user mjcowan has decided to Take the framework of the arcade classic Donkey Kong and replace the characters with that of the sci-fi classic Star Wars.

Fhloston Paradise Souvenir Shirt

Are you an ex-armed forces turned space cabbie that needs to take a break from it all with your 'friend' that's super hot, but has the brain of a child -- that could kick your ass. Oh yeah, and you're also ordered to defeat a black ball of pure evil for the President who is Zeus from the Hulk Hogan film 'No Holds Barred'. Sure, we all are!

I think I lost the plot somewhere, but I do know this. Go to Fhloston Paradise and buy a shirt to remember your trip. Even if you didn't go on one.

Teenage Mutant Ninja -- Koopas?!

You can call a Koopa Troopa whatever you want, but you know deep down inside you that it's just a turtle. Well, not just a turtle because the last I checked turtles don't kill you with one hit. You get what I'm trying to say -- right?

What I'm trying to say is get some toxic ooze to expose the Koopa Troopas to and wait until they are teen aged and mutant. Then phase 3 is profit -- or shirt and then profit.

Dr. Marpheus Gives You A Choice In Shirt Form

You take the blue pill and you wake up in your bed feeling like total shit and just lay there watching the Price Is Right like a sick little kid, or you can take the red pill get better and jump out of bed like a over caffeinated ninja ready to do work like a boss. The choice is yours.

So do you trust Dr. Marpheus? If you do you may want to wear this Matrix inspired shirt to show him you do.

Keep Calm And Fight Zombies Shirt

It's no secret that there are some people who can't wait to live out their silver screen fantasy of hacking, slashing, and shooting their way through the slow shambling creeping death that is the living dead. Chances are that you or someone you know are one of these people, and in that case check out this shirt.

This parody of the World War 2 era poster turns the 'carry on' portion of the poster on its head and just maybe fixes it in the case of the new menace that is the living dead. I mean its not like you can walk around them forever. Gotta thin the herd.

This shirt is available from Split Reason for $19.95 (+ 2.00 for XXL).

This Donkey Kong Shirt Is Revolutionary

It would seem that someone has been paying attention to the move that Assassin's Creed made state side in the time of the American  Revolutionary War and decided to give this spin to a classic game, and put it on a shirt. Donkey Kong becomes Donkey King.

Jumpman (a.k.a Mario) has become George Washington, Donkey Kong has become King George III, and Pauline has become Lady Liberty(?). The level has also changed to logs, cannon balls, axes, and a cherry tree of course. I wonder though, how does the axe help get rid of the cannon balls? That sounds like a painful combo.

This shirt is available from Chop Shop for a base price of $23.00 with a few upgrades and price changes for larger sizes.

Donkey King: Jumpman Goes Revolutionary [Technabob]

Free Shrugs Shirt Can Be Free

Are you the sort of person that is apathetic, doesn't know a lot, or frequently find people around you don't speak your language? Now you can shrug and let the people around you know that they should have seen it coming. I mean you wouldn't wear the shirt if you didn't do it a lot, right?

This shirt is available from Think Geek for $16.99 - $18.99 depending on size or it can be totally free if you include it with an order that is more than $25 (while supplies last). So now you can give free shrugs with a free free shrugs shirt on. It'll be the most unironic thing ever.

8-Bit Zombtee Will Have You Craving Brains

Zombies are awesome despite movie and game makers overusing them and slowly making idiots think they are played out. On the upside while some people roll their eyes at the mere mention of zombies the cool people (you and me) can have great stuff like this shirt to ourselves.

Yes, that is a shirt simulating the body of an 8-bit zombie (not to be confused with these guys). While I'm sure you are going to instantly buy it there is a slight set back. This shirt is up for a vote and will be made when the time is up and the 'likes' have been reached. Oh, by the way, vote on the 'Designs By Humans' site.

The designer, Luke Morgan, has more designs on his Behance profile to check out, so do that.

The 8-Bit Zombtee [Fashionably Geek via Technabob]

Kawaii Creeper Shirt Gives This Minecraft Baddie Some Good PR

For players of the smash hit game Minecraft the Creeper is a thing of nightmares. This creature walks the land and when he get close to a player he begins to hiss right before he blows up doing massive damage. So he doesn't have a good reputation -- until now?

How could you not like a cute thing like that? The fist step to a better reputation is a better public image, and nothing is better than looking cute and harmless.

You can help the Creeper out by getting this shirt from Jinx! for somewhere between $21.99 to $24.99 depending on the type of shirt (basic men's, premium men's, women's, or youth) and size.

Like the Blue Oyster Cult said, Don't fear the Creeper -- or was it the Reaper?